Us Lotharios

What's a Lothario? Have to check out his website for that. Essentially, they are a group of older, rich, single guys, looking for 'a romp' with a never ending stream of younger women. The words 'commitment and responsibility' are simultaneously drowned out by the massive roar of their supercharged supercar wheel-spinning at speed to escape the need for reply. Linus wears his 'Us Lotharios Inc' membership badge with honour, integrity and much pageantry. In this story Linus holds his own against formidable opposition, the ladies magazines, who regard all Lotharios as the scourge of modern social structure, who should have been identified by their father's behaviour and denacked at birth. Their contribution to life is to tear it apart, de-petal the 'oh so' lovely flowers who bloom so beautifully in their youth, bastards all of them.
Phew, as you've just read, the ugly biasness the 'ladies mags' so love to cultivate has to be held accountable. So, Linus parks his gleaming black Porsche outside this most exclusive restaurant in Melbourne, straightens out his Armani clothing, a light rub of his fine Italian shoes, runs his manicured fingers through his finely trimmed white hair and saunters in to tell his side of the story. Go for it man, Go for it!