BoomFuzzy: A Bizarre Yaoi Fantasy (Quaraun the Insane:The Adventures of a Pink Necromancer Book 1)

Mortally wounded in battle, candy making Faerie, BoomFuzzy commits suicide to avoid months of agony, not considering the effects this will have on the Elf he is soul bound to. Driven mad with grief, the transvestite Moon Elf, once hailed as the world's most powerful wizard, turns to opium and Necromancy, inadvertently resurrecting his lover as a sex-crazed purple Unicorn, lets vampire turkeys lose in the cities of Quebec, and unleashes an undead flock of bloodthirsty pink goldfish flying through cloud forests. Hunted by brain sucking Squid headed cultist priests from Neptune's Moon, they join forces with HellBorne and GhoulSpawn, a pair of Half-Elf Chaos Wizards attempting to unleash ancient gods trapped in alternate dimensions - instead they open up time traveling dimension bending portals that open up without warning, sending them backwards and forwards through time and across the galaxy. These are the Adventures of the Pink Necromancer: Quaraun the Insane...

(NOTE: M/M/M Dark Fantasy Shifter Yaoi)

In this volume:

BoomFuzzy: Seven decades ago, the royal family of Moon Elves was attacked by Thullids, with the King, his sister-in-law, and her infant son all becoming infested by a parasite that burrows into the brain, slowly eating it, and eventually taking control of the Elf's body. When the king's brother discovers his wife and son are dead bodies animated by the Jellyfish living in their brains, he murders his wife then turns on his son. The king rescues the infant and sends him away to live with a sacred order of wizard-priests known as the Di'Jinn. 

Terror spreads across the land as Necromancer King Gwallmaiic and his army of Phookas, Dark Elves, and Liches, march across the world slaughtering every Elf in their path, vanishing into the deserts of the Di'Jinn not be seen for nearly a century. 

After many years living in the desert with the DiJinn, young Moon Elf Quaraun returns to his frigid arctic homelands in hopes that the family that cast him out would welcome him back. Time has not softened old wounds and the Moon Elves are far from happy to see the prodigal prince return, but the Moon Elves can not be bothered to worry about the renegade prince right now as rumours say that the Elf Eater's army has been sighted in rout to the valley.

Days after the prince's return a life sized gingerbread house falls from the sky and no one thinks it strange. Quaraun watches in dismay as his fellow Moon Elves one by one go missing, after being lured into the mysterious candy shop made of gingerbread. Only unlike the other Elves Quaraun doesn't see a gingerbread house, he sees the shop for what it is: a monstrous castle decorated with the skulls of Elves and dripping with blood.

The candy maker, a half-Elf named BoomFuzzy, has one request for Quaraun: "Make me 13 genie bottles for capturing evil spirits." Quaraun knows BoomFuzzy is in fact the Elf Eater of Pepper Valley a blood thirty Faerie King hell bent on becoming a Lich, but when the evil Fae King saves the prince's life from the town bullies, Quaraun turns his back on the Moon Elves and binds his soul to BoomFuzzy's to become a Necromancer and build thirteen Liches unlike any Lich the world has ever known.

Blinded by their addition to gingerbread made of poppies and mushrooms, the Moon Elves sit idle as the Elf Eater's army surrounds their village, and when they turn on the only person who can save them from the Necromancer's trap, they are faced with a mass murder suicide that creates a Lich unlike anything the world has ever known, and leaves only one Elf left alive.

TYPE: Novel
WORD COUNT: 116,913 words
PAGE COUNT: 375 printed paperback pages of story, plus a 78 page introduction to the series
POINT OF VIEW: third person; usually Quaraun's point of view but sometimes Unicorn
GENRE: Yaoi > Dark Fantasy > Bizzarro > Drama > M/M Gay Romance