A Storm Trooper's Theory Of Everything: A short solution to entanglement and quantum gravity

Some storm troopers are geniuses who don't want to fight anymore, they just want to understand the force and the science behind it. In this short essay John Shai writes a Storm Trooper's rendition of a theory of everything, which comes surprisingly close to the real deal. This rebel attacks quantum entanglement, quantum gravity and the dark force; watch him go!