The Spear of Destiny

*Warning! Sacrilegious and obscene, not for the easily offended!*
After being abused by her parish priest, Sister Mary Catherine cried not for herself as she was then, but for Destiny, the slutty teen she used to be. For the first time, she prayed. When Christ answered, He told her to impale herself on His "spear". The next morning, she awoke with an extra appendage to deliver His divine justice.