Fire, Violence and Superior Motorcycle Riding Technique

Are you looking for a good, solid comedy read? Something for the morning commute? Or a book you can just jump right into without having to first consult sixteen full colour maps, commit to memory the rules of Magic the Gathering and take a two year foundation degree in medieval siege warfare? I'm looking at you Game of Thrones. Perhaps you've just come here to find out what happens when you email major supermarket chains whilst posing as a member of the Serbian mafia? Or KP Nuts about the issue of magpie feather related peanut contamination? Or Imperial Tobacco about cigarettes made from magpie feathers? Or Clarks Shoes about magpi... frankly there's just a whole chapter about finding magpie feathers in things (other than magpies). If the answer to any of the above questions is yes (unlikely, granted) then why not give Fire, Violence and Superior Motorcycle Riding Technique a try? The book that is. Trevor Mcinsley does not accept any liability for chainsaw related motorcycle injuries. Arson is pretty damn awesome though. "Funnier than that time I saw a nun fall off a zip-line." - The Evening Sadist "I laughed seven times at every single joke." - Obsessive Compulsive Today "BLARRRGH!" - ADHD Quarterly