There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays : A Redneck Christmas

You might be a redneck if…

• You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
• You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
• The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
• Your nativity scene has people wearing camouflage.
• Your outdoor Christmas decoration has a misspelled word.
• You ever gift wrapped a tire.

Foxworthy's version of this Christmas classic is one of the most played, and best-selling Christmas records every season. This book will be a wonderful holiday gift for the redneck in all of us.