Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery

A Q&A with Joan Rivers

Q: What kinds of books do you enjoy?

A: At my age, anything in large print.

Q: Who inspired you to become a writer?

A:An agent who told me I was too ugly to be in front of the camera.

Q:Is it true when they say that you should “write what you know”?

A: Absolutely, which is why my next book is about having thighs that are visible from outer space.

Q:Writing is a tough profession. Do you remember the first time you were rejected?

A: My wedding night.

Q:What is it like having a novel? published at the age of 75?

A: I am so old, even the spine of my book has osteoporosis.

Q:Computer, typewriter or pen and paper. What tools did you use to write your first book?

A: Chisel and stone.

Q:Are you one of those writers who work at home in a dirty old bathrobe without showering for days?

A:Yes, except for the part about working at home.

Q:What’s the first step in getting a publisher interested in your book?

A: A check for fifty grand made out to “cash”.

Q:Is it true that the murder mystery was heavily influenced by fashions seen on the red carpet?

A: Absolutely. Even the dust jacket was made by Chanel.

Q:What was the most important thing that you learned while writing a book about plastic surgery?

A: Always use the spell-check when you’re still under anesthesia.