Bow Down to the Know

Having a pork addiction, a shoe fetish and a penchant for setting it off, Eve Ahn fit right in at You Can Kiss Our Whole Sass Sports Promotions. Her position as MMFEIC (Main Mother F*cking Executive In Charge) came with a branding iron, a stilettos allowance, and extended lunches. During a pork run her stiletto boots and her oomph caught the attention of 6’4”of dark chocolate.

Though he appreciated beautiful women, attorney Anax Valere wasn’t a man who was easily swayed by a beautiful woman or a fast car. But then he saw her: wearing bells across her ass, Level Seven stilettos on her feet, she rocked badass like nobody’s business. And then there was her ride: a 1969 black Camaro featuring a black paint job and a purple and black interior. Though he wasn’t surprised that a woman like that drove a car like that, he wanted to be her favorite ride.