Princess Pennilopintha and the Magic Mouse-Made Momphibrak (Snarky Princess Stories)

[Formerly titled "Of Mice and Momphibraks"]

To be truthful, Princess Pennilopintha was rather plain. Granted, she had very nice, clear skin, but her nose was lumpy, and her hair was not a color of the sort that princes admire. It was neither shimmering gold nor raven black. It looked more like dust, and was just as prone to take flight in the slightest breeze.

But the castle was very stately. It was enormous, in fact, and even the most tenured servants occasionally got lost in its labyrinthine corridors.

King Abnegolde, when he saw armored horses and banners cresting the hill into his valley, assumed that the approaching company must have been sent to seek out his daughter's hand in marriage. He hoped so. The sooner she was off his hands, the sooner he could really get on with his taxidermy hobby--something which made Pennilopintha terribly squeamish, so he tried not to practice it during supper.

Princess Pennilopintha, on the other hand, sincerely hoped the approaching soldiers were merely lost.


Snarky Princess Stories are not your little sister's bed time stories. No. Much sillier. Best read if you're wearing your smarty pants pajamas and using a ridiculously pompous accent. Happy endings over and over (and upside down).

In the tradition of Fractured Fairy Tales, the Snarky Princess Stories poke fun at traditional bedtime stories and liven things up with a layer of satire. Perfect for tweens and teens who have outgrown their Disney princess nightgowns.

Be sure to look for the other titles in the series!

**Saccharine White & the 7 Dwarfs of SAGA
**The Quest for a Wide-Awake Princess
**Jane & the Lake Serpent