SAT Essay Exposed: 7 Secrets to Score a Perfect 12 on the SAT Essay
Book Details
Author(s)Bill Thomas
PublisherBill Thomas
ISBN / ASINB00PYY9OA4
ISBN-13978B00PYY9OA5
Sales Rank525,038
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
The College Board will condemn me for this.
Essay graders will hate me for this.
Parents will disapprove me of this.
But I don’t care. I want you to succeed. I’m going to reveal the secrets to help you score a perfect 12 on your SAT Essays.
Why am I doing this?
It bothers me that the College Board is using the essay portion as a weak attempt to test your writing skills. There’s not much you can test in less than 25 minutes. After all, graders take only 2-3 minutes reading your essay.
This isn’t a test on competence and aptitude.
This is a test on who can write the most words in a limited amount of time. This is a test that values quantity, not quality. This is a test that clearly discriminates those with poor economic backgrounds.
This isn’t a test on how well you will do in school and in life.
And it pisses me off that the College Board won’t acknowledge any of this. The reason is the SAT is a cash cow and the College Board must remain political correct. It doesn’t matter if it’s unjust.
That’s why I wrote this book. I want to show everyone that there’s a formula to follow if you want to score a perfect 12 on the SAT Essay. Essay graders use similar guidelines to grade the essays. Of course, the College Board will deny this. But you’ll agree with me once you read my book and ace the SAT Essay portion of the SAT.
From the content of my book, you will learn:
- How to write an extraordinary 5-paragraph essay in less than 25 minutes … you won’t believe how easy it is once you read my essay template
- How to write a brilliant and captivating introductory paragraph in less than 3 minutes … it sounds impossible but you’ll learn how to do this for any essay prompt
- How to easily write comprehensive body paragraphs for any topic … this section alone is worth the entire cost of the book
- How to smoothly transition between the introduction, body paragraphs and the conclusion … this will add at least one point to your essay
- How to write the concluding paragraph in less than 3 minutes and sound smart doing it … it’s really that easy
- How to use this exact essay template to score a perfect 12 on any SAT Essay prompt
- And much more …
I understand the frustration that you are going through now. I went through it once. But don’t let them win. Use my book and beat the College Board at their own game.
I wish you the best of luck.
Essay graders will hate me for this.
Parents will disapprove me of this.
But I don’t care. I want you to succeed. I’m going to reveal the secrets to help you score a perfect 12 on your SAT Essays.
Why am I doing this?
It bothers me that the College Board is using the essay portion as a weak attempt to test your writing skills. There’s not much you can test in less than 25 minutes. After all, graders take only 2-3 minutes reading your essay.
This isn’t a test on competence and aptitude.
This is a test on who can write the most words in a limited amount of time. This is a test that values quantity, not quality. This is a test that clearly discriminates those with poor economic backgrounds.
This isn’t a test on how well you will do in school and in life.
And it pisses me off that the College Board won’t acknowledge any of this. The reason is the SAT is a cash cow and the College Board must remain political correct. It doesn’t matter if it’s unjust.
That’s why I wrote this book. I want to show everyone that there’s a formula to follow if you want to score a perfect 12 on the SAT Essay. Essay graders use similar guidelines to grade the essays. Of course, the College Board will deny this. But you’ll agree with me once you read my book and ace the SAT Essay portion of the SAT.
From the content of my book, you will learn:
- How to write an extraordinary 5-paragraph essay in less than 25 minutes … you won’t believe how easy it is once you read my essay template
- How to write a brilliant and captivating introductory paragraph in less than 3 minutes … it sounds impossible but you’ll learn how to do this for any essay prompt
- How to easily write comprehensive body paragraphs for any topic … this section alone is worth the entire cost of the book
- How to smoothly transition between the introduction, body paragraphs and the conclusion … this will add at least one point to your essay
- How to write the concluding paragraph in less than 3 minutes and sound smart doing it … it’s really that easy
- How to use this exact essay template to score a perfect 12 on any SAT Essay prompt
- And much more …
I understand the frustration that you are going through now. I went through it once. But don’t let them win. Use my book and beat the College Board at their own game.
I wish you the best of luck.










