The Flying Pig (The Harry Seaburn Series Book 5)

"Why would you think it hard to find you?" the hired killer says to Harry Seaburn. "You're a man with a blue-nosed monkey leaving a trail of destruction across Florida. You're like tracking a hurricane! Oh, and the circus monkey's a better shot than you are."

It's all too true for Harry, thief and romantic, in his fifth and most riotous comic crime caper, chasing through sinkhole country to rescue his stripper-landlady, the fabulous Feathered Virgin, from two dull-witted crooks who aren't sure she's the woman they want to kidnap. So they hijack a blimp to show her off to an embezzling transgender mathematical genius, a blind Burmese pillow-maker who claims he can recognize her only by her kiss, Vivian Lady Ziff, a monster woman who buries Harry alive in a sinkhole filled with wrecked cars, and the Professor who chases Harry in an airplane with no wings.