THE HILARIOUSLY FUNNY ‘THE NEXT DOOR RAGHU’

Loosely based and reminiscent of my own schooldays in Ispat English Medium School, Sector-20, Rourkela (Referred to as the Public School in the book), The Next Door Raghu is the story of the extraordinary feats of a very ordinary, reticent, and apparently dull child, by the name of Raghu. Raghu has a lower middle class parental background and is frowned upon by the society as a dimwit who is not going to be of any consequence in his life. The little child and his perceived as unfortunate parents, are often the butt of jokes and snide remarks by an acerbic and sadistic society that has almost written off the disingenuous child. Raghu also starts to believe in his detractors and thinks that he really is inferior and substandard. But, Raghu tries to underplay and overcome all his shortcomings by latching onto children, who he feels can make up for his lacunae. As life goes on for the unassuming, but wily and scheming little child, he discovers a few gifts from God that he is blessed with, that sets him apart from the rest of the world. Although still humble and unassuming, the little child uses his special gifts to save the lives and the property of the people of his town, namely Rourkela in Odisha, India, on two occasions, thereby catapulting the once ugly duckling of the town into superstardom. Raghu becomes a national and international celebrity, much to the joy of his supporters, and much to the chagrin of his detractors and doubters. The rollicking adventure story of the little child and his band of faithful and intrepid friends, is very intriguing, inspirational, entertaining, and also tremendously funny and hilarious, and should appeal to people of all age groups. It should be a treat for children, and also adults interested in some wholesome and entertaining literature.
Here is an excerpt –

An Excerpt from my hilariously funny rollicking adventure story book ‘THE NEXT DOOR RAGHU’
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Raghu’s parents obviously had some very grand and long term plans and ambitions for little Raghu’s school uniforms, if not for little Raghu himself. His shorts had a waist size that was double his waist. His school uniform half sleeves shirt was long enough to cover him up to his knees, and after donning the shirt, he felt that he did not need to wear any shorts as he was now almost fully covered from head to toe.
Raghu was physically plucked out from the ground by Shanti and lowered into his shorts that were four sizes on the higher side. The shorts flopped down on to the ground immediately. Two and a half Raghus would be required, at the very least, in order to just hold up the shorts onto the waist, let alone prop them up like a proper and normal shorts as would be worn by a normal wearer. Then suddenly, Gopal materialized out of nowhere, brandishing an enormously long leather belt that dwarfed Raghu’s slender and petite waist’s circumference by several times, in comparison. Gopal painstakingly wound the belt again and again and again around Raghu’s slender waist, taking care to finely needle it through the slots in the shorts on its every turn around Raghu’s waist. Finally, after three full revolutions and a half, the buckle fell in place and the belt finally managed to secure and keep the shorts on Raghu’s waist. Raghu now resembled a Disco Dancer, complete with oversized and loose sleeved shirt and flared up bell bottom pants, albeit with bell bottoms that were slightly on the shorter side.
In the meanwhile, Raghu discovered that he could fully retract his arms completely into the half sleeves of his shirt. He thought out a new game where he would scare the shit out of his friends by pretending to be devoid of hands.
Shanti had meanwhile doled out copious amounts of talcum powder into her hands and then proceeded to smother Raghu’s face with it, in a vain effort to make the dark and swarthy Raghu appear to be fair skinned on his first day at school. She labored on, and plastered layer after layer of the talcum powder onto Raghu’s face, to the extent that he now feared asphyxiation. The net result of her efforts was that Raghu’s face had now assumed a shade that was a deathly pale hue and an unearthly grey color. Raghu checked himself out in the mirror and almost jumped out of his skin in sheer terror of the grotesque and hideously disproportionate apparition that glared back at him. He closed his eyes in dismay and dejection. Maybe, his crime of being born into a poor family meant that dejection, dismay, and utter despondency were going to be Raghu’s perpetual destiny and the story of his entire life.

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God’s Love Towards His People: A Compilation of Christian Short Stories
God's Love Towards His People: A Compilation of Christian Short Stories

A Successful Marriage
A Successful Marriage

MAYA Initiate 39: The Long Walk to Destiny
MAYA Initiate 39: The Long Walk to Destiny

The Broken Mirror
The Broken Mirror

Life in Space: (The Parallel Earth Story)
Life in Space: (The Parallel Earth Story)

Saved by His Grace: A Play and Story
Saved by His Grace: A Play and Story

The Christian Matrix: A Collection of Short Stories
The Christian Matrix: A Collection of Short Stories

7 Mistakes Christians Make And The Benediction: The “last Days” Prayers for All Christians
7 Mistakes Christians Make And The Benediction: The

One Man’s Deep Words
One Man's Deep Words

Christmas Time!
Christmas Time!

Journey to Love
Journey to Love

The Parallel Earths

Growing up, i was told that we have nine planets in the universe. They were basically Mars, Venus Mercury, Earth, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranium, Neptune, and Pluto.

Howbeit, science has appeared to have transcended that notion as claims of discovery other parallel Earths have emerged. Simply, there are possibilities that scientists, in a not too distant future, would come up with the discovery of various Earths.

I am of the belief that the emergence of the parallel Earths claim is a depiction of the possibilities of multi-verses(multiple universes) in an ever-expanding situation. There are infinite species of humanity all around the multiple universes that scientists, i believe, would unravel, over time.

 

Perhaps, the Earth we know and live in could be existing with its contemporary parallel equivalent; at the same wavelength but different frequencies. Of course, there are also life forms as well! Who knows!!! They may be the replicas of you and i, operating on a similar or, perhaps, different timeline, in that ”world”! Time will tell, right?

The Power Of Collectivity by Brian N Sigauke

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The power of collectivity is a motivational book about the importance of working together as a family, church, group or company in achieving goals. Collectivism, overcomes stagnation. It comes in handy in a society full of materialistic and individualistic tendencies. The reader will find help via scriptures on how they can become relevant in a group, overcome the above tendencies and discover the benefits of collectivism. With all this in mind, the writer explains that a person still can be useful in a group without losing their individuality or identity.

MY LOVE FOR WRITING

My Love for writing

 

‘’Get married and get to love your spouse over time. That’s what makes marriage work!’’

Anonymous

 

It’s been a long walk to the literary success mark that I’ve attained as a writer. Having diligently put in all hands on deck to horn my craft in writing and summoning the courage to endure ‘’countless’’ rejections by publishers and literary agents, I can repeat the words of the Late Nelson Mandela ‘’It’s been a long walk to freedom’’

 

I began my writing career fully February 6, 2006. It was a hard nut to crack situation having to translate the dream of my being a writer to reality. Writing and re-writing were what characterized the build-up of my writing resume. To cut the long story short, I had endured over three hundred rejections from different literary professionals. However, despite that and not having the funds, I still expressed my love for writing all through the years

 

Today, I am a published author of several books; they cut across various fiction and non-fiction genres. See amazon.com/author/mrben

You become a better writer through practice; getting to read works by your favourite writers, attending writer’s conferences and most of all, do it yourself—develop your writing style.

‘’Great books are measured in the content and manner in which they are written but not the shadings and trimmings of grammar’’

 

God’s Love Towards His People: A Compilation of Christian Short Stories
God's Love Towards His People: A Compilation of Christian Short Stories

A Successful Marriage
A Successful Marriage

MAYA Initiate 39: The Long Walk to Destiny
MAYA Initiate 39: The Long Walk to Destiny

The Broken Mirror
The Broken Mirror

Life in Space: (The Parallel Earth Story)
Life in Space: (The Parallel Earth Story)

Saved by His Grace: A Play and Story
Saved by His Grace: A Play and Story

The Christian Matrix: A Collection of Short Stories
The Christian Matrix: A Collection of Short Stories

7 Mistakes Christians Make And The Benediction: The “last Days” Prayers for All Christians
7 Mistakes Christians Make And The Benediction: The

One Man’s Deep Words
One Man's Deep Words

Christmas Time!
Christmas Time!

Journey to Love
Journey to Love

Assorted Books,Mixed Genre,A Must see

Writing a book is not an easy process. I thank to all authors who write books. Here are some of my favorite.Click on the Book image to see details.

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What Is Autism?

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Justice for Cassie

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A Mourner’s Diary: Poems of Grief and Healing

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Georgie Angel

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Soul Mates: Poems of Eternal Love

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To Shine with Honor: Book 1: Coming of Age: Volume 1

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Homesick (Through The Fold Book 1)

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From Makeup to murder: The Sandra Bernstein Chronicles

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The Way of Happiness: A Five-Step Blueprint for Success

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The Wicked North (Hearts Touched By Fire Book 1)

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Stupid Humans

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PIGMENT: The Limbs of the Mukuyu Tree

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Opal

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Famous by Default

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Intrinsic

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Viking Son

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YOU ARE NOW: A Story That Changes Lives

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Hostile World

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Mistress Rose: Femme Fatale

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Aalia’s Awakening (Dragonbonds Book 1)

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Matrix Crystal Rebels: Book Four (Matrix Crystal Series 4)

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Even Across the Seas (The Seyleigns Book 1) by Shannon M. Compton

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Available on Kindle as well as paperback. Read it

Betrothed to a man fifty years her senior at age ten, Lady Rosalind has been living a life of quiet desperation. One thing her father and future husband underestimated is her determination to flee her situation, even if she must make a new life alone on foreign shores.

Michael Seyleign, the Duke of Seyleign and Leeves, is England s most eligible bachelor. However, he has little patience for marriage minded mothers and the London season in general. After one exceptionally grueling night at a party, he makes up his mind to leave the city early, and go back to his estate, Denlask Palace.

The Duke is relieved when he is back on Denlask soil, but then he sees a man riding quickly through his property. Michael gives chase and is astonished it isn t a man, but a young girl. This isn t any young girl; this is a sword and gun-wielding warrior.
Rosalind challenges Michael to a fight so she at least still has a chance, but quickly sees she is in an unwinnable situation. Realizing she will be sent back home, she decides to make the ultimate sacrifice. She would rather die than marry her intended.

Elixir Vamp by Larry Johnson

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In my prequel sci-fi thriller novel Elixir Vamp, the story continues where SEARCH, a major conglomerate, has made Chicago, Illinois, a place to regenerate its diabolical plan of invading Earth.

These chameleon creatures from a disparate world decided to create something more sinister so they could annihilate the humans. The aliens continue to frame pearly smiles with a different, malevolent ploy against the humans, this time using greed.

In accomplishing this task, the aliens strategically replaced officials in key positions with humans under their control. This eerie calamity spares nothing for the earthlings but one disturbing inevitability and that was for the aliens to divide and conquer. This time the discovery of the aliens’ presence occurred by a group of Chicago’s finest police homicide detectives.

Somer’s Secret: Volume 2 (Love Conquers All) by Kim E. Blair

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Available on kindle as well as paperback. Read it

Somer Secret is about a young troubled single mother. Somer Smith has a colorful past which she wants to remain in the past. She meets Stephen Champion and finally lets him court her.The father of her baby Dameon Dalessandro wants her back.What will Somer do will she stay with Stephen and tell him about her past or go with Dameon to keep her past a secret
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